Illustrations

Contrary to what Outkast says, these roses do smell good

We've all been there

Get snooty over booties.

Workin' for a Birkin

Spritz, spritz baby.

Bury me at Bergdorf's

Tom Ford, my main man

I'm eating a salad but I'm pretending it's a red velvet cupcake from @sprinklescupcakes ❤️❌⭕️

Valentino Rockstud Bag, yes PLEASE ❤️🌹🕊

These YSL booties are meant for walking, and that's just what they'll do.

If you're not starting your day with pink frosting then you're not doing it right 🍩

GUCCI Resort 🙌🏽

What can I say, I'm a whore for gourds

Monday pick me up

Everyone's favorite handbag

Can you slather me on toast? Avocaduhhhhhhh.

Narcissistic with NARS because it's FRIDAY 🔮

There's nothing old fashioned about an Old Fashioned

The kind of candy I'm hoping for on Halloween 🍥🍬🍭